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10:What’s the first money you ever legitimately purchased?
I purchased some money at the money story when I was 13. It was 12 of them.
I… don’t think this is how words work, but my first real job was in a lumberyard.
14:What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?
This could apply to a lot of interactions with all of my closest friends, but I think the weirdest… You know what? To make a long ass story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And this is 24 hours later. I ain’t found nothin’ yet.
1: Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
2: What is your favorite breakfast?
3: What kind of weather is your favorite?
4: When was the last time you climbed a tree?
5: What was your favorite year in school (so far)?
6: What colors has your hair been in your life?
7: Do you prefer your hair long or short?
8: What's your go to sitting around on the couch food?
9: What clubs do/did you participate in at school?
10: What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?
11: What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased?
12: How would you describe your aesthetic?
13: What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice?
14: What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?
15: Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed?
16: What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you?
17: What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving?
18: How involved were you in the drama of your high school?
19: What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you?
20: What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
21: When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs?
22: Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety?
23: Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school?
24: What laws are that you feel bothered by?
25: Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?
26: Do you know how many people you have kissed?
27: What are things you find really sexy in other people?
28: What are your favorite parts of your own body?
29: What are you favorite places to be touched?
30: Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?
31: How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?
YikYak is a real time chronicle of society’s decay and inevitable destruction.
However, it has allowed me to use phrases like “sassy yak” and “witty yak” and “desperate yak,” and for this, I appreciate it.
I think I’ve slept almost 30 hours of the last 48, and I could still go back to bed.
I got drunk tonight. For the first time and likely only time. And it probably wasn’t a mistake. And I wasn’t most of the things I feared. And I embraced part of myself, and learned to restrain part of myself. And the consequences, whatever they may be, I’ll face with a new and dangerous certainty of self.
Light bulb explodes at 5:30 a.m. There is no chill.
I have obtained a new phone, a functional one at that. I decided I wanted to know what the cool kids felt like so I downloaded YikYak and Fruit Ninja.
I’ve learned two things:
1. YikYak is proof that everyone is obsessed with sex and in dire need of group therapy.
2. You can hurt your finger playing Fruit Ninja. It’s like my index finger has carpet burn.