This is my blog. It is about stuff that I like. Interesting stuff... Like anime and Ella Fitzgerald and show tunes and literature and chocolate cake and women. One day soon I'm gonna be a kick-ass novelist and patron of the arts.

 

burningbrighterstill:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

thats terrifying 

This isn’t entirely true. Criminals have been known to attempt the ruse detailed above, but dialing 112 won’t necessarily help you.
112 is a global emergency number in many parts of the world but doesn’t work throughout the U.S. Instead, dial 911 and explain the situation.
More details at Snopes.

burningbrighterstill:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

thats terrifying 

This isn’t entirely true. Criminals have been known to attempt the ruse detailed above, but dialing 112 won’t necessarily help you.

112 is a global emergency number in many parts of the world but doesn’t work throughout the U.S. Instead, dial 911 and explain the situation.

More details at Snopes.

(Source: lucidartist)

thesawcesomeone asked
10

10:What’s the first money you ever legitimately purchased?

I purchased some money at the money story when I was 13. It was 12 of them.


I… don’t think this is how words work, but my first real job was in a lumberyard.

Anonymous asked
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14:What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?

This could apply to a lot of interactions with all of my closest friends, but I think the weirdest… You know what? To make a long ass story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. And this is 24 hours later. I ain’t found nothin’ yet.

(Roughly) Ordered from Least to Most Personal

1: Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?

2: What is your favorite breakfast?

3: What kind of weather is your favorite?

4: When was the last time you climbed a tree?

5: What was your favorite year in school (so far)?

6: What colors has your hair been in your life?

7: Do you prefer your hair long or short?

8: What's your go to sitting around on the couch food?

9: What clubs do/did you participate in at school?

10: What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?

11: What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased?

12: How would you describe your aesthetic?

13: What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice?

14: What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?

15: Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed?

16: What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you?

17: What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving?

18: How involved were you in the drama of your high school?

19: What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you?

20: What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

21: When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs?

22: Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety?

23: Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school?

24: What laws are that you feel bothered by?

25: Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?

26: Do you know how many people you have kissed?

27: What are things you find really sexy in other people?

28: What are your favorite parts of your own body?

29: What are you favorite places to be touched?

30: Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?

31: How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?

According to this test that lafillepianiste made me take, my sexuality is unknowable. I feel powerful.

According to this test that lafillepianiste made me take, my sexuality is unknowable. I feel powerful.

YikYak is a real time chronicle of society’s decay and inevitable destruction.

However, it has allowed me to use phrases like “sassy yak” and “witty yak” and “desperate yak,” and for this, I appreciate it.

I think I’ve slept almost 30 hours of the last 48, and I could still go back to bed.

I got drunk tonight. For the first time and likely only time. And it probably wasn’t a mistake. And I wasn’t most of the things I feared. And I embraced part of myself, and learned to restrain part of myself. And the consequences, whatever they may be, I’ll face with a new and dangerous certainty of self.

Light bulb explodes at 5:30 a.m. There is no chill.

I have obtained a new phone, a functional one at that. I decided I wanted to know what the cool kids felt like so I downloaded YikYak and Fruit Ninja.

I’ve learned two things:

1. YikYak is proof that everyone is obsessed with sex and in dire need of group therapy.

2. You can hurt your finger playing Fruit Ninja. It’s like my index finger has carpet burn.

shevathegun:

sleepybots:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? By day I’m a 280 foot weaponized robot and in bed I’ll tear off your left arm and murder your brother?

is that………not what you want…………………????

aceazumane

shevathegun:

sleepybots:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? By day I’m a 280 foot weaponized robot and in bed I’ll tear off your left arm and murder your brother?

is that………not what you want…………………????

aceazumane